The Hombres
Twelve managers. One trophy. Eleven of them talking way too much.
The Commissioner. Everyone loves to hate on him. Has consistently finished near the top but has never won it outright — the streak lives on after a 3rd-place finish in 2025.
Back-to-back champion (2024 & 2025). Really smart, really talented — and, having already won it all, still leading a campaign to replace Commissioner Jason with Chris Dambro. A genuine threat, on the field and in the group chat.
2023 champion. Lives out in California and is, by all accounts, a total badass.
The 2020 champion who got absolutely destroyed by injuries this year. Also loves to roast the commissioner at every opportunity.
The 2022 champion and everyone's favorite to mess with. Sports a hairstyle best described as a bird's nest. Loves firing off ridiculous trade offers and is working with David Hurst to overthrow the commissioner.
Pastor Reverend Wes — college pastor to many people in the league. Lives out in Texas and is the certified “dad” of the group. Finished last in 2025 at 4-10, losing the tiebreaker to Hoa on points — and therefore owes the league the 9/9/9 Challenge.
Finished last in 2023 with a 1-13 campaign — the worst record in recorded league history. Extremely active in the shit-talk department and just trying, desperately, to stay out of the basement.
Has posted the lowest point totals the last few years yet somehow keeps dodging last place. Consistently one of the worst managers in the league — and never met a bad bet he didn't like.
Finished last twice (2022 and 2024) and never fulfilled the punishment — so everyone still gives him shit about it. Rightfully so.
The 2021 champion and an absolute wildcard. No one knows quite what he's up to, but he somehow makes it to every sporting event across the country. Wild guy.
Has historically made some genuinely terrible picks but somehow does well anyway. Better than his draft board deserves — though the 2021 basement is still on his record.
Loves his kicker more than any man should. Reliably finishes middle of the pack, year after year — and is the only manager who has never finished last.
